Amusing Stories and Jokes
What is a Senior Citizen? contributed by Manya A Senior Citizen one who was here before; the pill, television, frozen foods, contact lenses, credit cards… and before man walked on the moon. For us ‘time sharing ‘ meant togetherness, not holiday homes, and a chip meant a piece of wood. ‘Hardware’ meant nuts and bolts and ‘software’ wasn’t even a word. We got married first and then lived together and thought ‘cleavage’ was something that butcher’s did. A ‘stud’ was something that fastened a collar to a shirt, and ‘going all the way’ meant staying on the double decker bus all the way to the bus depot. We thought that ‘fast food’ was something that you ate in Lent; a ‘Big Mac’was an oversized raincoat and ‘crumpet’ was something you had for tea. In our day ‘grass’ was mown, ‘pot’ was something you cooked in, ‘coke’ was kept in the coal house and a ‘joint’ was cooked on Sundays. We are today’s Senior Citizens, a hardy bunch when you think how the world has c...